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Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.
Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.
by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014
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egg beater

A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
by Rick Santorum November 2, 2006
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wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.
by Michael November 10, 2004
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Beitler

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"
by h-way December 10, 2008
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Beitler

Beitler
an event to get high, smoking some marijuana
"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"
by h-way December 13, 2008
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Beater Bomb

Any vehicle which has more money and or work in the drivetrain than the actual value of the car itself. The body and or interior must also be in a state of disarray. Finally the vehicle must be faster than one would normally expect it to be based of its appearance. Also the owner of the vehicle usually conceals the true setup/power output of the engine.
Nick : Oh damn, looks like Chris is gonna race that Beater Bomb from Virginia tonight.

Jake: Yea I heard that, word is the beater bomb is getting the hit on Chris's supra.

Nick: He better be careful doin that, I think the beater bomb has a 383 lsx with a 93mm Borg Warner at like 29psi.

Jake: I heard that too, that car looks like shit but it's quick. Plus he tells everybody it's just a 5.3 truck motor with with an 88 precision on it. You never know with them beater bombs dude.

Nick: True that man.
by FairladyZ February 5, 2015
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betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses
1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?
by timmay!! June 1, 2014
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