Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"

~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."

by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010

barnpot

Barnpot is used to describe somebody unintelligent and stupid.

Steve: "What is 10% of 350, John?"
John: "3.5 i think..."
Steve: "John you barnpot, it's 35..."

by 1v1OnRustM9 December 6, 2015

Deep Barney

to be in deep trouble

we're in deep barney
....?
Barney Rubble...Trouble!

by Charizard LeBeau June 25, 2009

A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's

Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.

by Chesk September 23, 2009

Dirty Barnes

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.

Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012

barner

A term used to describe fans and/or alumni of Auburn University. The term originated, in part, from the fact that Auburn University is located in a more rural area of Alabama and has a large Department of Agriculture. Additionally, former University of Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant referred to Auburn as a "cow college." Since Bryant is a god of sorts to most Alabama Crimson Tide football fans, this solidified the term. It is important to note that this term is most often used by Alabama football fans who couldn't tell you anything about the school unless it is football-related.

I was gonna take that minimum wage job in the city, but when I found out the company's owned by a stinking barner, I decided to just stay on unemployment.

by JuniperPaw November 12, 2010

Barnes & Nobled

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009