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Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
by Big1Adam December 30, 2018
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Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.
Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?
by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019
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Ketchikan backhoe

Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.
We had to use a Ketchikan backhoe to retrieve the deer from the creek bottom.
by bigbear24 November 21, 2022
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The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.
My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.
by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024
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Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.
Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
by Mason Wade February 16, 2025
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Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.
He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.
by Dependsformen June 26, 2025
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Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.
Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.
by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019
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