The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
Get the Australian Cone Pipemug. The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
Get the Australian Brain Freezemug. by Ms mama February 24, 2025
Get the Australian Ponytailmug. When you blow a load on your partner's arse cheeks (preferably after anal) and then wipe it up with your pubic hair
"I was fucking this chick and she forced me to perform the Australian duster. I'm gonna kill that slut"
by Smol_Wog April 9, 2024
Get the Australian dustermug. Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.
by SpT3 May 20, 2021
Get the Australian reverse wet williemug. A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
Get the Australian Sandwichmug. The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth
by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025
Get the Australian Hot-pocketmug.