August

The most beautiful amazing woman in the entire universe who makes my entire life and without her I would have no reason to live.

Damn, August is so beautiful
Yeah, August is amazing

by ShardsOfSilk February 27, 2012

August 14th

people born on this day masturbate everyday and have no W’s on no but november

law: November beat me the first day
everyone: You must be born on August 14th

by penislicker77 November 2, 2019

August 30

National finger your girl best friend day. Invite your girl best friend over for a finger blasting!

“Dude, it’s August 30th, you know what that means”

“What?”

“I get to finger your sister today!”

by superdulerrealdef May 10, 2020

august girl

a girl who is in a situationship, kept secret from the friends of the other person. can also be used to define a side hoe. based off of the narrator of the song “august” by taylor swift

I wanted him to post about me, but since I was an august girl he didn’t want to.

by 13thswiftie November 13, 2021

National grab ass day August 15th

A day you grab any and all ass

Wow he grabbed a lot of ass on national grab ass day August 15th

by Thelittlemermaid05 August 8, 2019

Augering

The act of drilling the cornchute of a ready and willing male or female sexual partner.

Steven: How as your date last night with Rachel Bro!!!!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

August 21

That amazing girl Heaven's bday

"Hey guess what"
"What?"
"It's August 21"
"So what"
"It's Heaven's bday"
"I FORGOT"
"Oooooo I'm snitching"

by Clicketyclicketycliiiiiiick October 16, 2019