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angry geese

The art of inserting one's hand into a female's vagina in the shape of a geese head, then while inside the women, opening your hands while making angry honking noises.
OMGZ, he angry geesed me! It was amazing! I may have to marry this one! :D :D :D
by the farmers friend May 10, 2010
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Angry Blofeld

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
by Totalplonka August 1, 2010
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Angry Marines

These guys are serious motherfuckers. They constantly use the word "FUCK".
Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

It's the motherfucking ANGRY MARINES!!! Come get some, dicksniff!
by I eat swag for breakfast August 23, 2015
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Fucking Angry Feminist

When assholes piss off a feminist to the point to where they become a FUCKING ANGRY FEMINIST and stab said asshole in the throat with a spoon and walk away with equality and confidence to take on the world and bring peace
Asshole- "Why do you have a spoon?" Feminist- "OH BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT OUT THE FUCKING ANGRY FEMINIST"
by Stale Potato April 5, 2016
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Angry Christian

One who is sick of denominations of Christianity preaching doctrines that are against the Bible they claim to preach. They are also the ones to practice and follow scriptures such as Ephesians 4:26 that says "In your anger, do not sin". Or, depending on the version of the Bible you are reading, it says "Be angry; sin not!"
Mormon - Can I read to you from the Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ?

Angry Christian - No you may not read to me from that book. Paul said in the Bible that any man or angel that preaches a Gospel other than the one that has been given you shall be Cursed!
by Logan Hawk March 22, 2009
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angry prisoner

When your woman, or man?, is feeling dirty and is in to trying new things. Suggest handcuffs, handcuff the person and do what you need to do, walk away, leave them cuffed, turn off the lights, shut the door, and tell anyone else in the house there is a captured prisoner up stairs.
I did the angry prisoner to my bitch last night.
by The hand of god546 July 20, 2011
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Angry Zidane

Its when after your done skeetin onto a girls chest/tits and you say somethin bad about her,,, when she stands up mad you head butt the shit outta her
Yo after our religion teacher gave us another damn assignment about moses that ho deserves to get angry zidaned
by Negro please October 13, 2006
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