anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

by carydog February 18, 2009

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.

by awww gross February 18, 2009

anal ringbeard

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.

'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'

by McMeat August 29, 2006

Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

Anal sauna

Profusely sweating from your crack, Sweltering from the anal cavity

I just got done running a marathon and now I have an anal sauna going on.

by SJP - CLP August 19, 2019

anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down

I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.

by ReZuRrEcT September 1, 2014

anal pregnant

when a stupid person believes that woman can get pregnant from anal

idiot: did you know woman can get pregnant from anal
everyone else: no they cant
idiot: yes they can I will search it up on the internet
Internet: anal pregnant isn't a thing you stupid idiot

by Giga_chad June 28, 2022