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Triple Anal

The insertion of three penises or dildos, or either combined, into the anus simultaneously.

Has been performed once successfully on mainstream pornography by Sandra Romain in the hardcore flick "Tournante" aka Tournament of Sex. The camera angle is somewhat off, however for the brief period of time, it is one very hot position. mmm 3 cocks in 1 ass!
That whore of a bitch sandra romain did triple anal successfully!
by The Horny Guy October 3, 2009
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Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.
*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.
by awww gross February 18, 2009
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anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
by carydog February 18, 2009
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Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
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anal ringbeard

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.
'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'
by McMeat August 29, 2006
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Anal Fiend

A male/female that is just strait up obsessed with booty holes.
That dude Armani keeps talkin bout eatin ass man.”
“Yeah, dude is a anal fiend.”
by ShaneDiesel6969 February 14, 2018
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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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