Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.

by awww gross February 18, 2009

anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

by carydog February 18, 2009

Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

anal ringbeard

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.

'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'

by McMeat August 29, 2006

Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass

The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.

by Mycatlego September 9, 2019

anal sprinkler

Anal Sprinkler - when have anal sex, and you pull out and your jizz sprinkles everywhere.

"Dude, last night we screwed and let me tell you, it was a real anal sprinkler!"

by Hamanda September 22, 2013

Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.

Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!

by theshitcannon March 23, 2020