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Alyssa A 

A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.

Example:

A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.
A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does
Alyssa A by Preraksoni December 19, 2021

Alyssa Fowler 

A back-up singer for people such as Britney Spears(pre K-Fed), Ashlee Simpson, and Taylor Swift.
Also Known As:
amazing, wonderful, fantastic, incomprehensible, marvelous, pwning, extraordinary, hilarious, bootilishiz, stunning, captivating, awesome.
"Is that Alyssa Fowler?!"
"Yeah. She's greater than everyone in the universe combined!"
Alyssa Fowler by Jake Harrison August 25, 2006

alyssa white 

Is the most beautifulest girl in the world. She always knows how to make me happy. I'm so Lucky to have her. She has been through so much, but she still soldiers on and thats incredible. She is so sweet. I love everything about her. I will never leave her. To my darling alyssa😘

alyssa bear 

Your badass cousin that is cute but can fuck shit up at the same time

- johnnie h
Talk shit to alyssa bear get hit
alyssa bear by Johnnie h June 11, 2014

Alyssa Arias

Alyssa Arias we have you on sometime of drug and won't be able to explain all the ways she'll gets you high, she'll leave you fienin bad, she'll have changing your schedule, you can spend all your money and you would care because she's special,
Alyssa Arias gets me so high, like I'm on some kind of drug.
Alyssa Arias by Somekindofdrug April 13, 2016