Astorga

A sexy motherfucker with an insanely large Cock. He is handsome, a great friend, and a great guy overall. He has the insane ability of generating an orgasm to a person by only seeing them.Also defined as Astorgasm it is a feeling that is generate when feeling penetranted, things feeling is similar as a rainbow coming out your asshole or vagina.Usually the girls scream DAMN THATS A BIG ASS COCK

I have a friend whole name is Astorga, Astorga is a great guy

by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Astorga

A great motherfucker with a nigga size dick, that will make you cum in less than 2 minutes. Also called astorgasmo is a feeling best described as a rainbow cumming out you asshole or vagina. Asto, from the latin of "papi rico verga larga" and the rga from ancient roman language that means "big dick that impales you".

Occasionally with high hormone levels, finds girls 4 years younger than him attractive.
Kinda stupid, very good at every sport and thing he wants to, terrible memory. Awful with names.
Good friend and knows everyone.

My friend is called Astorga and made his last girl astorgasm.

by GoldL10n November 24, 2025

Acorn Rub

Having a women (or man) pull down your forskin and run around the head of your penis

Guy: Wow I came so much from my acorn rub last night

by Sphincter_Lover101 January 5, 2026

green-achored

When you move out onto a farm after watching too many episodes of green acres. Especially pathetic when you sell your house as well.

Person A: Guess what I finally did with my life!
Person B: *gasp* You got a job! :D
Person A: Nope! I green-achored!
Person B: *weeps uncontrollably*

by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Polish accordion

When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.

I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!

by Dudebro420 April 2, 2017