medical assassin

a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment

Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.

by Julius Pepperwood III October 9, 2013

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

Can't be assed

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.

I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.

by Cody Chu December 21, 2009

Ashes

What used to be referred to as a Jew

Yo did you hear about the ashes in Israel, yeah hitler did some good work

by Idubbbzforpresident June 5, 2019

rectal assassin

worst halo clan of all time. no joke. so bad.

LOL YES WE'RE PLAYIN TEH RECTAL ASSASSINS I'VE NVR PLAYED THIS GAME B4 BUT I KNO THAT THEY SUCK SO I'LL WIN!!!

by DYLAN PLATEL September 24, 2008

Anal Assassin

A gay man who will give it to another gay man in his anus. This term is usually used for the man in the relationship. The receiver, also known as a butt pirate, will receive the shooing in his anus. This man will shamely decline hot females due to his liking of male genitalia. He will also coin terms such as, "what's up... the sky!!"

Hot Girl: Hey Justin would you like to go on a date tonight?
Justin: Sorry, I will have to politely decline this offer.
Witness: Sorry hot girl but Justin is a proud Anal Assassin

by User2017 March 22, 2017