alyssa

literally the greatest human being that could ever walk on this earth—no over-dramatization, just facts. they have the happiest smile and a voice that could calm you at your most fretful moments. you could talk to her for hours and hours on end and never get bored. people with this name most likely have a comforting presence and make you feel warm and safe with them. alyssa is a beautiful person inside and out.

also she’s probably really gay as well lolz

Person 1: hey, have you seen my friend Alyssa anywhere? i can’t find them

Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me

by daffysduck July 18, 2022

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smelly. and loves pippa

alyssa heyyyyy!

by shoreeeeee September 13, 2021

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The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away

Oh she has 1,000 red flags? Guessing her name is alyssa

by Ksalami November 23, 2021

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Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins

Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick

by Bennidicto June 6, 2023

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She also has the bluest eyes in the world, and the sweetest heart you could ask for. If you ever need help with anything you can just ask her and she will know what to do. She is very good at showing affection but when it comes to suprises, she’s not the best at secrets like that but that’s okay. She makes up for it with her beautiful looks and perfect personality

Damn there’s Alyssa, I wish I could get me an Alyssa

by Urbanelizard464 November 5, 2018

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