Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.

1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!

by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017

Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Wilson

In the world of runescape, you may encounter a wild Wilson on world 354. A wild Wilson's weakness is good RNG, its main type of attack, is to go on a rant about efficiency, its special attack is to let out a high pitched wine screaming "Fuck This Game". Also has the ability to turn into a volleyball.

This Wilson should go suck a Dick. Oh wait, thats his main form of nutrients

by ZaneGreyy April 28, 2021

Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 18, 2018

wilson

An absolute annoying cunt.

Rhayce: What do you think of Wilson?
Marshall: He is an annoying cunt.

by racey-boi February 15, 2017

Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games

Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit

by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018