wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

by Shawn N :) April 16, 2006

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation April 29, 2006

wet pussy

A cat soaked in water.

My pussy got wet in the rain! Gotta dry her fur!

by Tim XYZ October 27, 2003

wet walnut

the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)

Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.

by Joyce Jamesson January 31, 2008

wet dream

A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation

Jamie had a wet dream last night

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

wet check

The act of feeling a woman's vagina to see if it is wet and ready for insertion. This can happen anywhere parties, bars clubs, etc...

Blaine: that girl was eyein you up dude, go throw a wet check
Larry: shit, she's wet and ready!

by Cadillac Bat December 12, 2009

getting wet

1) Smoking PCP but you think it's marijuana. Then you run around like Chris Tucker from Friday geeking the fuck out. 2) When a girl creams herself after getting turned on

"Hey Andy, I didn't know you like getting wet homeboy." or "damn, I got that chick getting all wet while she was giving me head."

by JT the bigga figga October 26, 2007