krispy pickle

A man with a penis that is slightly deformed, and krispy. Sometimes that penis is very microscopic.

That man I slept with had a very krispy pickle.

by FaggotDefinitons69 April 22, 2017

Pickle Duster

When you're spooning and you fart on his dick

Me: I let a pickle duster loose on my dude and he got super horny.

by WhiteHead69420 January 2, 2023

Red Pickle

When you do intercourse with a girl on her period and she bleeds on your dick and then you make her suck off the blood

Matt: I just had a red pickle yesterday.
Mike: Red pickling makes me sick.

by Wendal howrind April 4, 2022

pickles puffington

a person with big puffy, squidgy, and pink eyes.

whoa! look at that "pickles puffington"! lets go squidge his eyes

by chrisnz August 16, 2006

Pickle Dicer

Someone who dices pickles. Freak.

You're a pickle dicer! Freak!
I bet you dice your pickles you fucking weirdo
You look like a pickle dicer. MAGA! MAGA!

by MrBuck July 5, 2023

dillon-pickle

A type of delicious pickle

I love dillon-pickle

by nalamati June 24, 2018

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023