Human Hoopla

A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.

Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?

Emma: What's that?

Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).

Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by silenticecream March 31, 2012

human Lunesta

a person who's so boring they put you to sleep

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.

by NOVA girl May 01, 2011

human supersoaker

when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out

My brothers did a human supersoaker. hes gay!!!

by Trip jones January 26, 2012

buzzin' human

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.

look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human

by mario@glos September 05, 2010

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 02, 2011

Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.

Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.

by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 04, 2007

Human Dishwasher

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

by The Inc May 01, 2006