Phantom doodie

When you shit and don't have to wipe!
I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!
by Words of convenience September 28, 2010
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Phantom Punch

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.
Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.
by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010
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Phantom-smol-dic

An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic
by Mei-main May 01, 2018
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Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
by MCALLI February 28, 2014
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Phantom of the Opera 2004

Played by Gerard Butler, the 2004 four Phantom is a mysterious and suave figure who falls in love with a young women named Christine Daae upon hearing her beautiful voice. Things get rather difficult for him when another man catches her eye. And when she falls in love with the other man, the Phantom grows angry and sad.
In the film, Phantom of the Opera 2004, the phantom is played by Gerard Butler.
by Loki's Warrior February 18, 2015
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phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 01, 2010
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Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces
by flangeface March 11, 2011
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