May 18 is the national Sex day
by Mayooman120 May 18, 2022
Get the May 18mug. Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."
Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
Get the Matthew 18mug. 
This is the day mateo was accidentally born 🥰 he’s a fucking asshole. And he acts homophobic when we been knew his ass is fucking gay for his bff. So stfu mateo and let me read my fanfics.
by Ewitsmethatuglybitch May 22, 2020
Get the December 18mug. by Bigdogbobbie November 15, 2019
Get the November 18mug. The most beautiful/handsome people were born they are so beautiful and cute that you just wanna fuck ‘em
Jenna: omg when is your birthday
Aniyah: may 18
Jenna: omg I love you wanna go to my room to do stuff
Aniyah: yeah sure 😉😉
Aniyah: may 18
Jenna: omg I love you wanna go to my room to do stuff
Aniyah: yeah sure 😉😉
by Hoebangerrrrrrrrr January 4, 2022
Get the May 18mug. April 18th is the best day, Its mine n my bf anniversary , Ppl tht were born on this day are automatic W's !
by Babyshark223456 April 11, 2022
Get the April 18mug.