shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005

Diamond Shower

When you shit on your partner for sexual pleasure.

"Cuz a golden show is when you pee on someone so a diamond shower is when you shit on someone" -Fiona

by Just a wee lad dude October 14, 2019

relief shower

Taking an unnecessary shower that you need anyways to relieve your stress. Many people like the calming affects that warm water gives them.

"Even though I showered 2 hours ago, I really needed a relief shower after me and my boyfriend got into a fight."

by OhSoAle January 7, 2010

Ivory Shower

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partner. Also known as a facial, cumshot, etc. Named due to the color of the seminal fluid, and because it is a similar idea to a Golden Shower

Man, I was watching this porn, and the dude totally gave the chick an Ivory Shower.

by ZeeEss January 22, 2009

The Shower Curtain Swat

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.

No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.

by Nadia! December 27, 2017

scary shower

When your uncomfortably high and you try to take a shower to come down and you feel sick, and it’s scary just seeing regular things, anxiety levels are real high

Dude 1- “Bro I was so high last night I had to take a scary shower”
Dude 2- “Shiet brother that’s the worst, I hate scary showers”

by Hashsmokinstoner April 23, 2018

Spicy Shower

A term that is commonly used on a self-harm subreddit called r/MadeOfStyroFoam.

The act of taking a shower with open or recent self-injuries. Meaning: it’s ‘spicy’ because it burns like hell.

“I’m about to take a Spicy Shower, wish me luck!”

by Your Token Mentally Ill Girl May 4, 2022