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Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023
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Foole's gambit

a strategy in chess where you mostly use the king to invade the opposing side and take pieces
my god why would you go for the Foole's gambit?
by Foole arcanum April 28, 2022
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April Fools Day

April fools day - Usually celebrated on the 1st day of April by people performing practical jokes on each other in the name of fun.

The year 2020 saw the definition expand as the event became a global pandemic which lasted from January 1st to December 31st as the whole year was deemed a “JOKE”
I was looking forward to 2020 but it’s turned into one big April Fools Day 🤦🏼 ♂️
by da_lyricist March 30, 2020
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bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool
Yous are bloody bloomal fools
by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016
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Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.
He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.
by hiwaychild July 18, 2018
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Sick fool

(n.)That friend that you really just want to tell “It’s over man, move on,” but you find that it is much more fun to mess with him in close to every way possible.
I got my sick fool of a brother to take me to the movies because the girl he’s drooling over works there.
by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009
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The fools

They're the fools for hiding black funds in the closet.
by Spacet September 2, 2022
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