Skiing

A cleaning process where you gently yet thoroughly clean around the rim of anus with two fingers.

"I slipped while skiing last night and now I got pains down there."

by Dawn7274 August 25, 2025

Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

ski back in

When you participate in cocaine to become less drunk.

I got so wasted Saturday I had to ski back in

by Milfinc April 22, 2024

ski club form

It is when you go to your girlfriends house and smash her little sister.

Hey can I have your ski club form

by Young money thug December 20, 2016

The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013