Ghetto Myspace

noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.

It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.

Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."

Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"

by realhungry2000 November 3, 2011

Ghetto Blastoff

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

Ghetto Bank

Started with a fear of the man taking their money.

Ghetto banks can consist of any of the following places or things to hide their jack.

Coffee can, pop can, bra, panties, book bag, metal box, bed pillow, mattress, cardboard box, freezer, zip lock baggies, dog house, hole next to a tree, glove case

I hide my dough in my ghetto bank. No one can find it. Not even me! At the least I knows the man can’t take it from me.

by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018

Ghetto Busy

One who is busy doing nothing.

He was ghetto busy while drinking a cup of water and smoking a blunt.

by Computer Bra February 18, 2013

ghetto taters

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.

Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.

by Walter Duckface July 23, 2014

ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.

It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.

by ibyleague December 2, 2011

ghetto harlequin

After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.

My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.

by Paris Hiltonz0r March 16, 2009