Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.

That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.

by Jibber87 June 13, 2005

taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 8, 2008

taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

boar taint

The bitterness and delusion an aging man may develop, typically targeted towards females.

Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.

by Black Boyfriend October 26, 2015