Dick naked

Naked without any care of who can see. This is in contrast to ass naked where the person would usually try to face away from people, therefore only exposing his ass. Dick naked is when you're not concerned with hiding anything.

I'm getting dick naked. If you come in here, you WILL see my dick.

by Kroensburg December 14, 2012

dick in the face

The phrase "dick in the face" can be used to describe any back-handed, slap in the face, outrageous action by an individual, organization, or God. An act that is like a "dick in the face" is usually unexpected, unwarranted, and seriously unpleasant like being suddenly slapped by a dick. The term was invented when a Boston University History major tried to say "what a dickwad" and "what a slap in the face" at the same time.

P1: Joe promised Lauren that if she agreed to the divorce, she could keep the dog, but after she signed the preliminary papers, he took her to court to get the dog.
P2: Jesus, what a dick in the face!

P1: I saw a guy drop a twenty so I ran after him to give it back. He accused me of pick pocketing and told a cop I stole it!
P2: Did you get in trouble?
P1: No, the cop saw the whole thing but still, what a real dick in the face!

by AnnAldis December 14, 2012

dick york

The vomiting associated with a triggered gag reflex while performing fellatio

Brent was so well hung, that attempting to suck him off is almost a guaranteed dick york.

by dinopeptic December 12, 2012

dick crick

The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.

"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."

by milky bottoms June 30, 2012

Dick Cheney

When one surprises a friend by blowing a load in their face.

I met a chick last night and I totally pulled a Dick Cheney all over her face.

by Wood Chuck M.F. July 7, 2012

Dick goggles

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.

You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.

by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013

dick-mare

The state of being in a situation in which someone is being a dick and you can;t see any immediate way out of it. Akin to being in a Nightmare.

I was sitting across the table and listening to my brother being a total dick to the waitress. It was a total dick-mare!

by Roger Baxter September 14, 2013