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Chosen One

The one toe hair that sticks out of the jibbit hole of a Croc shoe.
Hey Arnold, looks like you gotta chosen one again.
by Cheese its July 12, 2022
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Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.
by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018
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Elizabeth,one of the best

She's very kind and always can make someone laugh and smile.
"Elizabeth,one of the best is so kind and I love her."
by Jordan🤨 April 3, 2022
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one

three or else one can call it a fake
by 🍀 November 30, 2022
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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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one-month meme

A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.
Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
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The Oiled One

The Boiled One Covered In Baby Oil and with butt implants for sexual content
man I would rape the Oiled one
by SIgmaOiler April 15, 2024
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