I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

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head-over-the bed throat-fuck

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021

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Big Fat poo-poo head

N: GepperRankins; To be a poo-poo head.

GepperRankins insinuated that I was a Ziggy "fanboy", so I called him a big fat poo-poo head.

by Skizo May 9, 2005

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Shit-headed pink comet

An annoying, seizure-inducing pink trajectory travelling from east to west, creating nuisances and wreaking havoc wherever it goes.

Goddammit that JRToad is one cock biting, shit-headed pink comet.

by Professor Gotti at the Univ. of Pricksville February 17, 2004

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four headed grass accident

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.

Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.

by Fearman February 14, 2008

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