One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

one LOVE. 1

When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.

so you say 1 at the end

Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.

YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.

just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1

(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...

by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023

No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done

Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”

by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021

pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.

Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021

one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

Delta One

In financial derivatives, where the hedge position corresponds one-for-one with the notional of the derivative.

This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.

The amount of money that Kerviel was making, as a Delta One trader with a 500K risk limit, was suspicious.

by goyische shitheel June 28, 2008