we love that for you

It's basically the gay version of 'I love that/oof, bless your heart'

Ex. 1
Person 1: Literally look at my dog
Person 2: oooo, we love that for you

Ex. 2
Person 1: man, I have a cold, I don't feel well
Person 2: oof, we love that for you

by VayJayVayJay September 28, 2021

Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story

Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you

by Azxaesz February 24, 2020

Sex-is-love Disorder

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.

Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

Unrequited love

When you receive oral sex, but don't return it.

Nothin' like some unrequited love during the week of the red rage!

by SomebodyElseFivemillion July 6, 2012

Loves you more

It is scientifically proven that girls love the boys more. The boy is usually the one that leaves the girl first so that means the girl always wins the ‘i love you more game’

Ashley loves you more Kota
Oh jeez she’s winning the loves you more game

by The awkward Ashley April 17, 2019

Love Me Tenders

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.

Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders

by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007

love a goat's anus

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008