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Prancing sissy finger 

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.
Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;
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Columbus hot finger 

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.
I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.
Columbus hot finger by Othick January 2, 2018

Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.
Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

Bend the finger

Smoke weed.
Do you want to bend the finger?
Bend the finger by Fayed May 31, 2018

witch’s finger 

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.
Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!
witch’s finger by DACTF July 16, 2018

fish stick finger lady 

A lady who’s fingers smell like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian who plays to much
Oo joses girl is a fish stick finger lady

Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
Old Man Tall Finger by NurseCaca December 6, 2018