Hankey Baby

When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.

Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?

by Sheepy9 November 7, 2019

Chapter 11 baby factory

A post menopausal woman still open for “business” but repurposed space is not open for production.

I was recently at Grandma’s water aerobics class and saw a straight up chapter 11 baby factory DTF.

by Gilf factory November 9, 2019

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

Rat baby

A rat baby is a rat-like child brought into this world by a rat-like human ( someone who pisses people off).

Steven wood brought a rat baby into this world because of his rat-like personality

by Don’t talk to me November 17, 2019

baby

sum thing u get when you do not pull out

baby im coming fuuuuck it to late imma go buy milk

by Mr.clean2201 November 18, 2019

Lick Me Baby

Lick Me Baby is when you mum goes to Walmart , become a VSCO girl and starts lick her hydro flask e.g I’m going to Lick Me Baby tonight

Lick Me Baby means VSCO GIRL

by DickFace And I Oop November 19, 2019

Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda is the first cute baby I saw in my life. It's cuter as the fucking awful cat pics from ur mom on Facebook

Aww Yoda is soo cute

Ew, he's a fucking old creature

Me: There is another one

Damn I love Baby Yoda

by Baby Yoda November 21, 2019