Discord Golem

A "Discord Golem", (Or Discgo for short)

Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.

Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)

Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...

by -BL January 12, 2026

Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".

Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!

by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009

Pot-o-goldz

One of the dankest rarest weeds of all the world. So rare its as if your smoking a unicorn.

Dude, did you smoke that pot-o-goldz?
Yeah dude, It was like smoking a unicorn

by Sociam December 2, 2009

American Rotational Golddigger

When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.

Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-

by Lolwatbrownguy May 2, 2010

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

mining for gold

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.

Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.

by Wonton2 January 7, 2013

shoot for the gold

1. cop-out and accept the minimum prize, for doing no work

2. do what is lucrative instead of doing your job

In contrast "go for the gold" means try and risk failure for the possibility of greater achievement.

Required to pick a research topic in order to move up in academia, he decided to shoot for the gold with "people with AIDS suffer more infections than other people" instead of picking something, like, intelligent and interesting.

by atchafalya March 20, 2013