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A "Discord Golem", (Or Discgo for short)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
by -BL January 12, 2026
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