johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared

Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.

by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

Blue Eyes

Eyes that are blue and doesn't really effect anything else (pls note that I also have blue eyes and I'm not saying this out of jealousy)

Idiot:If you have blue eyes you are more *something* then people with brown eyes
Me: y tho

by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.

Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes

by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017

Frog eyes

Frog Eyes is the BMW lights
Quavo also reffers to them in a lot of his song.

eg. "Thank god" with Big Bank
"Bought the Beamer with the frog eyes"

by LordilordN August 11, 2017

juke-eyed

cross eyed

a man tried to cuss my mums looks but he looking juke-eyed

by bojeng August 19, 2017

One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

Three eyed raven

A sexual position requiring a children's sized pool,a bottle of baby oil,a pair of swimming goggles with the eyes blackened out,and a snorkel.

Rob Lowe can preform The three eyed raven like the king in the north!

by Zzpq1111 August 30, 2017