When someone reaches the point of pure retardation due to excessively smoking lager amounts of dank weed.
1. My mates and I got so cunt nostrild on the weekend that we fucked out on the couch and passed out.
2. I smoked so much dank California Orange that i was cunt nostrild.
2. I smoked so much dank California Orange that i was cunt nostrild.
by filthy_phily July 4, 2016
Get the cunt nostrildmug. That man has a job and a family at home and is playing golf whilst women do unpaid labour, he is a cunt.
by Nanetteflix October 27, 2019
Get the Cuntmug. Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.
Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
by IkuraEater August 12, 2014
Get the face cuntmug. by memn May 24, 2020
Get the Cuntmug. Im tired of having to explain everything today and your being a Cunt because you can't understand normal thinking ..... Aka liberal thinking
by wildman6977 September 5, 2016
Get the Cuntmug. by ЛАДА May 28, 2021
Get the quad-turbo cuntmug. someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016
Get the Golden cuntmug.