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cunt nostrild

When someone reaches the point of pure retardation due to excessively smoking lager amounts of dank weed.
1. My mates and I got so cunt nostrild on the weekend that we fucked out on the couch and passed out.

2. I smoked so much dank California Orange that i was cunt nostrild.
by filthy_phily July 4, 2016
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Cunt

An insulting term, specifically meaning a 'little golfer'
That man has a job and a family at home and is playing golf whilst women do unpaid labour, he is a cunt.
by Nanetteflix October 27, 2019
mugGet the Cuntmug.

face cunt

Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.
Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
by IkuraEater August 12, 2014
mugGet the face cuntmug.

Cunt

Tyler/Leah
A clapped cunt who pretends to be a trans
Oh yeah do you know Tyler/Leah? He’s a cunt
by memn May 24, 2020
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt

Can't understand normal thinking ...Can't understand nothing today
Im tired of having to explain everything today and your being a Cunt because you can't understand normal thinking ..... Aka liberal thinking
by wildman6977 September 5, 2016
mugGet the Cuntmug.

quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt
Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt
by ЛАДА May 28, 2021
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Golden cunt

someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!

Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.

Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!

Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.

steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016
mugGet the Golden cuntmug.

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