An audaciously offensive ad-hominid referring to female genitalia in a derogatory manner, in general referencing a woman of obnoxious, close-mindded, selfish, arrogant, ignorant, idiocy like, stupid, retarded, unintellectual, unintelligent, audaciously rude characteristics and or attitude.
My girlfriends mother is a serious cuntobnoxious, close-mindded, selfish, arrogant, ignorant, idiocy like, stupid, retarded, unintellectual, unintelligent and audaciously rude. like no lie she fucking sucks.
by Jarhead9603 August 15, 2014
Get the Cuntmug. A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug. 
by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011
Get the wagon of cuntsmug. Someone who is ridiculously, intolerably, horrible and dramatic. This should be used when "bitch" just doesn't do justice.
"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.
"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.
"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.
"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
by AllieKatMeow June 18, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. When one person drops a cigar, cigarette, blunt or joint signifying its finished and someone else picks it up and continues smoking it.
by Paix. December 13, 2008
Get the Cunt Plowmug.