Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

to knife-jack

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2014

throw back jack

To pleasure onses self to old pictures of celebrities/porn stars who are currently past there prime.

"She may be ugly now, but I keep some of her old pictures from the 90s for a throw back jack"

by scram.bler January 20, 2015

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.

Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".

by Jacks fill October 9, 2016

Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016