Jack

Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.

“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”

by jackthewizard December 26, 2021

jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

Jack of all trades

A person described by Robert Kennedy as a whore.

Maddox is a jack of all trades because he’s a filthy whore.

by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023

jack atkinson

Most kind hearted friend you’ll ever meet!
No one will ever beat his loyalty❌

Heart of gold

“Jack Atkinson is defined as having a heart of gold”

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Jack

The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs

How the fuck does Jack bend like that? Holy fuck!

by Bananason July 15, 2022

Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

Jack Cap

A protective sleeve made to go over the "jack" of instrument and other cables to keep them from getting damaged and to maintain sound quality.

I just picked up a new guitar chord and it came with Jack Caps for each end.

Wow, my chord is coming apart at the jack, I wish I had some Jack Caps to keep that from happening.

by Picker's Plus July 18, 2016