bag sailor

one who's nutsack is so big they can use it as a sail on a boat

we got off the island because it was windy and Gene was an old bag sailor...

by genopetralli September 30, 2015

whore bagged bitch

(whore-bag-id-bitch) someone who absolutely sucks dick and you hate so so much. basically a whole whore you just dislike with extreme passion.

leyla: my sister seriously took my green crop top and wore it to jake’s party. i can’t believe her.

emma: oh my god. she’s such a whore bagged bitch.

by taylor.4.2.0 June 4, 2020

sleeping bag

cool, awesome, funny, epic, lit, used to add snarky emphasis

OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!

by dohze November 10, 2020

brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.

I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag

by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

virgincy bag

a bag that you always carry around when youre a virgin

mairin has to carry around a virgincy bag

by piggggggggyyyy May 13, 2020

Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016