Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

by Mr Gdem September 09, 2022

jack ludlam

aoifes soulmate

jack ludlam is aoifes soulmate 🍩😉

by aoifeludlam June 06, 2023

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 08, 2024

Jack Schaffner

A giraffe who's taken human form

Oh no it's a Jack Schaffner

by im_gr1zz November 12, 2020

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 24, 2020

jack lindberg

a little simp with ginger pubes who everyone loves because he has 3 girlfriends

Jack lindberg is being defined as a simp who’s really good at bribing year 12s for a suss

by jackywacky13 September 24, 2020

Jack Elliott

Jack is a very smart man with a very small weenie. He enjoys basketball baseball reading and loving Valorie Ford but not admitting to this. He also wants to go to prom with her but is a baby and won’t ask. (He is also racist and an anti semite)

Jack Elliott is a baby

by Jack Sheldon March 24, 2022