When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.
Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 13, 2020
when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.
by Krkič July 29, 2019
someone who has a crush on every second person they meet, so when they say something without naming who it is for you ask ,,which one''
by frenchmanshoe March 16, 2022
When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.
by One job for a circumstance December 29, 2016
The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021
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