one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Snake eyes

Someone who has dark, mysterious,evil eyes, and turns out to be a fake friend.

Man he's got snake eyes, look how dark and evil they look, he's a skeng.

by Savage little shit July 20, 2016

watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Titty Eyes

When your nips get hard and you can see it through the shirt and a looks like eyes staring at you.

Bryan: Right now, all I can see are your titty eyes. They are so beautiful and pretty.

by cakejame June 11, 2016

goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

by scootertramp May 31, 2016

Frog eyes

The male Version of camel toe

The male in sweat pants has his frog eyes showing

by mantis422 May 13, 2016