Dirty Dick

A dirty dick showered with cum or other substances

Well that was great Hannah but now I have dirty dick

by Suckatit man May 17, 2018

Dick Goggles

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018

Dick Fingers

When your fingers smell like smegma.

Charlotte tossed Lewis off and ended up with dick fingers from his dirty cock.

by Redlington May 23, 2018

Cheddar-Dick

An individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.

Jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-dick.

by Doctorgaythanson April 17, 2018

Dip Dick

When yer on the potty and yer spittin a fat sippin lippie in between yer legs and yer spittin misfires and yer schlong gits all covered in dip juices

Dang Nabbit, momma didn't bring home twinkles and Mountain Dew from Walmart ... and I got dip dick!

by bored mother fucker no lifer December 23, 2017

natasha's dick

when a girl wears a dildo on her forehead

"gosh, i want a dick but i'm a girl"
"oh i know! i can be natasha's dick!"

by some lazy ass bij September 8, 2017

slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.

Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.

by jtj143795 September 13, 2017