Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.

Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.

by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012

Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.

I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.

by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012

grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.

this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese

by Alyssa and Travis September 22, 2013

bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

king mac and cheese

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.

I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.

by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015