A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. "I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. The worst human being ever made... a really beta, absolute cancer on your eyes, ears, and smell. A real bitch ass motherfucker.
Its the bags.
by Robloxdestroyer69 January 11, 2019
Get the Bagsmug. sentence someone to death, ban someone or put a person in a big trouble
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.
(on a Discord server)
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?
(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.
the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?
(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.
the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs
by bibarelot December 6, 2018
Get the send someone to Manila with a bag of drugsmug. A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky
by Pure purple June 2, 2017
Get the Douche bagmug. by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017
Get the Bag of shitmug. by Bato/LaLa/TZA/La'Ronte August 12, 2024
Get the Bag'smug.