The black family

A wonderful story by hyunjinnn on wattpad

Hey did you hear about this new book called ‘The Black Family?’

Yea! It by hyunjinnn on wattpad right?

by hynjinnnn November 2, 2023

black focusing

Claiming to love a piece of media while missing 90% of the central themes and plot.

"You can tell I'm actually depressed because I heckin' love Bojack Horseman! I actually get way sadder than he does. It's pretty cool."
"That guy is definitely black focusing on Bojack Horseman."

by fartluvr69 September 20, 2025

Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.

“Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”

by TonalTruths April 4, 2024

Black hole vent

When your partner spreads their asscheeks revealing their dark gaping asshole as you light a cigarette, take a puff and put the ashes inside your partner’s asshole , after putting the ashes, your partner closes up their asshole like a vent, and you repeat the process until the cigarette is finished.

Chad: Dude, Stacy came over last night, she let me do a black hole vent on her, it was so hot.

by Cithepa January 14, 2025

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don

A young rapper who made his big hit Rep 2020. He is aspiring to reach the highest of Levels

Did you hear about Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don? He is now a level 90

by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021

To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.

Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight

by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019