Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
Get the I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. mug."You know that one quote you always hear in hardcore songs? 'rip off your head and shit down your neck', it's from Full Metal Jacket, a movie by Stanley Kubrick"
by Nekir January 7, 2012
Get the rip off your head and shit down your neck mug.by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022
Get the Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask mug.A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.
From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009
Get the I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck mug.He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
by teepee997 November 10, 2010
Get the get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane mug.When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".
A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!
by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006
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