go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

oh bobby go ahead to peach on me

by aidjsi77 May 29, 2022

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Nicky-To-Go Box

When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.

Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.

You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.

by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022

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Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

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