Jack

shit hoyts worker

jacks on? i wish evie was here :/

by curledpj January 5, 2024

the Jack Fallacy

Where you think you're more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don't require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.

Person 1: "I disagree with you, I think the Beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands."
Jack: "That's wrong, obviously the Beatles isn't a boy band."
Person 1: "That's actually the Jack Fallacy, not a real argument."

Jack: "Anyone who doesn't believe in God is an idiot, there's obviously a God."
Person 2: "the Jack Fallacy."

by TessaSalem November 16, 2012

Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it

Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that

by Dreamer of Yah October 4, 2021

Jack

The absolute dumbest person you will meet, very rude and selfish, unhygienic, walks like a giraffe and thinks he's the man. Does griddy way to much even tho its not funny anymore. small everything

Person 1: “i think i like jack”
Person 2: “JACK?”
Person 1: “yeah..”
Person 2: “we are NOT friends anymore wtf”

by Little_timmy-yum January 26, 2023

Jack Moment

Finding excessive amounts of glitches in a video game

How have you found 24 glitches in one session? Jack Moment

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.

Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!

by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020

Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.

Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019