Cunt it

A term only ever used when Troy Deeney takes a penalty

Fucking cunt it son

by Jamielee2810 January 22, 2021

cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024

Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.

Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.

by Walvas June 12, 2022

Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

by KingMosquito June 25, 2010

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Amy is such a knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by AnastasiaDC4L August 29, 2023